In this leaked edition of Narrative Intelligence Enquirer: PR & Comms Vol. 1, nothing is safe—not your engagement metrics, not your Zoom calls, and not your brand integrity. A black hole has swallowed an entire marketing team mid-presentation. Narrative vampires are draining campaigns dry before they even post. A hamster accidentally won a mayoral election via Shallowfake. And Bigfoot? He’s finally speaking out about representation, misinformation, and the importance of cinematic 4K angles.
From rogue superspreaders influencing snowmen to alien botnets winning PR awards, this issue exposes the chaotic edge where narrative attacks, synthetic amplification, and digital absurdity collide. If you’re in communications, brand risk, or crisis response, consider this your unofficial guide to what happens when perception spins out of control.
Disclaimer: All characters, events, and organizations depicted are entirely fictional and created for entertainment purposes only. No interns, influencers, or cryptids were harmed in the making of this newsletter.